Pinned toot

Quand tu comprends qu'on est juste une gang de singes qui se pensent bons, debout à la surface d'une petite roche qui file à 30000 km/h dans le vide, y'a pu grand chose qui te dérange dans la vie.

En même temps, c'est peut-être aussi parce que moi et mon frère on y est déjà sensibilisé. On fait déjà des efforts zéro déchets, compost, etc. Mais je sais pas. Ça donne envie de faire davantage.

J'ai écouté pour la première fois aujourd'hui.

Le message écologique, anti guerre et anti-pollution est vraiment fort. Et le monde est remplis de détails sur comment les gens vivaient à cette époque. C'est super authentique.

Je comprends pas comment on peut écouter ce film et pas avoir envie de vraiment changer les choses. De vraiment faire des efforts pour réduire notre consommation et arrêter d'exploiter les resources et polluer sans limite.

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@pixelfed After a few more attempts, I just discovered that, yes, it's possible to tap in the little gap around the picture to exit, but it's very difficult.

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@pixelfed I'm on iPhone 5s, using the "web app" mode. So it's Safari, but without the address bar and UI buttons. So I can't use the Back button either.

@pixelfed When using Pixelfed on phone, when I tap a picture and it goes "full screen", there's no way to exit if the picture is the same dimension as my phone (aka: a vertical screenshot) because there's no space around it to tap outside of the picture. I mean, yes, there's a few pixels around the picture but I tried to tap everywhere and it just doesn't exit. Maybe tapping the picture could exit this "full screen" mode?

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Your computer's transformer is located in the michael bay

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@noelle an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician says "I'll have a half pint." The second mathematician says "I'll have a quarter pint." The third says "I'll have an eighth of a pint." The fourth says "I'll hav--"

The bartender sighs and pours one pint.

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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you all want a beer?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes."

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Saw Kiki's Delivery Service for the 1st time

A film about a witch-in-training who transitions into adulthood surrounded by a supportive society
The lesson of the film is sometimes you need to chill and also have pancakes

Cat/10 - must see

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Trump’s tax cuts helped billionaires pay less than the working class for first time | Business | The Guardian

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"Sometimes it takes a few days for the toothfairy to collect your tooth."

I accepted this for many years.
But I grew more impatient with each long wait. I mean, I had friends who'd find THEIR money under their dinner plate right BEFORE bed that day!

Since I had to hide MY teeth, as per The Rules, I desperately decorated my window with as many teeth I could get my hands on.

What I attracted was so much better than any silly toothfairy!

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Paranormal

Microsoft announced their new Xbox will be called the XXXbox. :thinkerguns:

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